I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
Giraffes in a tunnel? We always reblogge giraffes in a tunnel
This gets cuter/funnier the more you watch it.
(Source: rebbylau)
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
I don’t like bullies.
Dress
James Galanos, 1960s
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
‘The road to Oz - in which is related how Dorothy Gale of Kansas, the Shaggy Man, Button Bright, and Polychrome the Rainbow’s daughter met on an enchanted road and followed it all the way to the marvelous land of Oz’ by L. Frank Baum; illustrated by John R. Neill. Published 1909 by The Reilly & Lee Company, Chicago .
See the complete book here.
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
(Source: hypothetical-happiness)
(Source: asloudasourhearts)
Elvis Presley backstage at the Ed Sullivan Show, 1956.
“Then I fell in love, properly in love, for the first time. She was a young actress, also playing extras, also studying at the Reinhardt School. She was very young, very lovely, and it was my first real romance. She lived outside Berlin, beyond a forest.
After the show we would go to a cafe and drink coffee and look into each other’s eyes. I thought life held nothing greater, more poignant than those moments. Then I would take her home in the train and we would walk through the forest. Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love? It was the Spring, the nights were tender and exquisite. We vowed we would love each other forever. I took her home, resented the parting, and had to walk back through the forest alone. That was in early 1914, that time so long ago, it seems, when the whole of Europe went up in flames.”—Conrad Veidt on Lucie Mannheim
[ANGRILY THINKS UR CUTE]
(Source: polynumerous)
Buster Keaton suffers a wardrobe malfunction in The Cameraman, 1928
Buster booooottom…
